Excerpt from the Brad entry on Wikipedia (a division of Braddax Systems):
Brad Truax, an Introduction.
Origins (As Man Has Come to Understand Them, Feebly, As Mice)
See Also: Big Bang, A Proven Act of Brad
Though Brad-like figures appear at all stages of the human archaeological record, from the earliest oral histories to the cults of the modern day, efforts to place Brad on the human timeline have proven to be FUCKIN' difficult for many scholars. It is now widely held among the cognoscenti that Brad was "born" (a more appropriate term would be "actualized") in the unknowable hell-flames of a now-collapsed pillar of the Eagle Nebula, to which the legends say Brad replied "Too easy, hellflames, boring, g'day." He then invented the skateboard and rode with Mitochondrial Eve to East Africa, thus beginning the story of humanity as we know it today. (See "Missing Link" for more information on this incarnation of Brad)
Truaxologists hold these truths to be self evident (a phrase coined by Brad and co-opted by Thomas Jefferson after hearing Brad say it at a DJ set in Philadelphia in spring 1776) - and while there is much agreement among scholars that the Hand of Brad is observable in all things, few can pinpoint His exact arrivals and departures from this spectral plane over the billions of years he has been gracing it with his holy form. A narrative of Brad's innumerable forms and dramas on this lonesome planet has begun to emerge, with the help of the current Dalai Lama and cuneiform records excavated from the tombs of the three kings of Pangaea. The country of Bhutan is the pleasure garden of the incarnations of the Brad-being.
The Pre-Hellenic Lord-God-Brad
(See also: Philosophy, Joy, Maya Civilization, Gravity, and Music; all basic Brad inventions)
TO BE CONTINUED...